The restaurant here at Chisinau Hotel in the capital of Moldova has a remarkable service, FOX News Live.
It takes the form of an American guest, aged about 60, from Colorado.
He and I were the only guests in the restaurant at breakfast this morning - I was just finishing mine, he had ordered his.
He got on his phone and I heard him ask the other party if they had laundry soap. We're looking for where to wash some clothes, so I thought I'd ask if he knew about a laundromat.
When his food came, I wished him bon appetit, and we exchanged pleasantries - where are you from, etc. Hearing I was from New York, he talked about growing up on Long Island, he couldn't remember if it was Valley Stream, or maybe it was Kew Gardens, and driving up to Canada.
"In those days all you needed was a driver's license, we didn't have all these problems."
And he was off:
We have a real lack of leadership (though he said the last two administrations).
Things went off the rails in the second Clinton administration, and from there a long disquisition on Lewinsky.
"And Cohen, the secretary of the Treasury ..."
"Wasn't Cohen the defense secretary?"
"Oh, that's right. Who was at Treasury?"
"Was it Summers?" I asked, uncertainly.
"No, not him."
"Wait, it was Rubin."
"That's right, Rubin." (Rubin/Cohen. Because who can tell one of them Jews from another, amirite?)
Over those 10 minutes I spoke little more than my part in the preceding exchange.
I learned that we the people didn't do adequate background work on Clinton before electing him. I learned that Clinton's taste in the women that he allegedly had brought to him was very poor, though in this man's view that also helped explain how he chose Hillary, with her big legs, "not to be disparaging." (Oh, no, not disparaging at all.)
I learned that Obama is incredibly weak and that (by implication from what this man thinks Obama should have done), we should now be at war with Russia over Crimea and China over some pissant islands a few miles off their coast.
I excused myself by explaining that I had some reading to do (which is true, so I should wrap this up now) but I had a question, which is whether he knew of a laundromat, since I'd heard him on the phone ask about laundry soap.
Unfortunately, he was talking to a friend who's letting him use his machine in his apartment.
And in parting I said I thought Bush had weakened us incredibly by getting us into a war we shouldn't have been in, and that Obama had been doing a reasonable job of trying to clean up that mess. (I'd already showed my hand earlier when he'd referred to "the occupant of the White House," and I'd interjected, "You mean, the President?")
He parted friendly enough, we're each entitled to our opinions, etc. etc.
But maybe I'll just stay here in Moldova. A little change of insanity does a person good.